Diana Ross: Thank You review – an anaemic comeback that should have been great

In 1982, Diana Ross was interviewed by Smash Hits magazine. Her beingness successful among the breathless sum of Duran Duran and Haircut 100 was testament to her continued commercialized occurrence 2 decades connected from the Supremes’ archetypal hit. She talked a small astir that band’s 60s heyday, but, arsenic befitting an creator who had conscionable enjoyed 2 platinum albums stuffed with Top 10 singles, insisted that the 80s were the existent “golden age. There’s truthful overmuch opportunity.”

The artwork for Thank You. Photograph: Decca Records/PA

But not, arsenic it turned out, for Diana Ross, whose signaling vocation stalled soon afterwards. She had her past US Top 10 hit, a tribute to the precocious murdered Marvin Gaye called Missing You, 37 years ago. Britain remained nether her sway a small longer – Chain Reaction, a flop successful the US, rightly reached No 1 successful 1985 – but adjacent so, it was each implicit barroom the shouting by the aboriginal 90s.

The ensuing years person been marked by the consciousness that Diana Ross doesn’t truly cognize what to bash to rectify the situation, oregon possibly isn’t that bothered either way. A disastrous effort to reunite the Supremes successful 2000 aside, her tours inactive rake it in. In the studio, a nadir was reached with 2006’s I Love You, a covers medium Ross audibly approached with each the enthusiasm of a hostage speechmaking retired their kidnapper’s demands. You could spot why. The medium appeared to person been masterminded by idiosyncratic with a longstanding grudge against her: however other to explicate the cruise-ship cabaret takes connected The Look of Love and Take My Breath Away that laic within, not to notation the large set instrumentality connected Queen’s Crazy Little Thing Called Love, implicit with widdly-woo guitar solo by Brian May?

The weird happening is that what to bash with Diana Ross successful 2021 doesn’t look to beryllium the astir taxing of problems. Disco is enjoying 1 of its periodic moments successful the sun, and Ross made a succession of fantastic albums during the disco epoch – not conscionable 1980’s justly celebrated Diana, but the erstwhile year’s superb The Boss (helmed by Ashford and Simpson) and 1978’s Ross – and determination are dozens of producers and remixers who could beryllium called upon to supply a supremely classy 21st-century reboot of their styles, ballads and all. Instead, Jack Antonoff is successful charge, possibly arsenic a effect of the caller US instrumentality that nary pistillate popular creator is allowed successful the workplace unless the erstwhile guitarist of Fun has already been safely installed down the mixing desk. He is assisted successful his endeavours by a squad of big-name songwriters including Sam Smith collaborator Jimmy Napes and Amy Wadge, best-known for her enactment with Suffolk’s premiere dancefloor boogieman, Ed Sheeran.

You can’t reason with the hitmaking pedigree connected display, and initially it seems arsenic if they mightiness get distant with it: the opening rubric way marries a soft enactment designed to provoke Motown memories – specifically of Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell’s You’re All I Need to Get By – with a slayer chorus. But the uneasy feeling that they’re not truly definite what to bash sets successful instantly with the accomplishment of If the World Just Danced, a frightful spot of anaemic pop-house that’s frankly truthful beneath Diana Ross, you fishy she had to deterioration a diving helmet portion signaling it. You perceive to it archetypal gripped by fearfulness – not slightest due to the fact that it’s hard to debar the feeling it was enactment unneurotic specifically with Ross’s cheery fans successful mind, frankincense elevating it from the level of rubbish to that of insulting rubbish – and past panic. If this is their conception of a bully idea, what other awaits? It didn’t look similar Brian May’s sanction was successful the peculiar impermanent credits, but possibly it’s champion to treble check.

He isn’t, and successful fairness, Thank You ne'er rather plumbs those depths again, though determination are a fewer moments that tally close: the point, 3 minutes into In Your Heart, erstwhile Diana Ross’s dependable gets the 1 happening it’s ever cried retired for, a burst of enemies-of-the-Daleks-must-be-exterminated Auto-Tune; a breakneck-paced, weirdly unfunky spot of horn-heavy location called Tomorrow; the closing Come Together, which sounds similar the syrupy finale from a musical. For the astir part, it deals successful the Diana Ross of Endless Love alternatively than that of Love Hangover. That it majors successful ballads isn’t needfully a problem, though the information that the ballads get successful varying degrees of runniness is. Put it this way, determination are moments wherever you don’t request to cheque the songwriters’ CVs to cognize they’ve worked with Westlife. The champion of them is astir apt Beautiful Love: melodically strong, tastefully orchestrated, but thing acceptable to bargain Touch Me successful the Morning’s spot successful her setlists.

Infuriatingly, you get a mates of fleeting glimpses of a antithetic Diana Ross album: tougher, funkier, little schmaltzy. I Still Believe offers Latin-flavoured disco: not amazing, but a marked betterment connected astir of what’s connected connection here. Let’s Do It, however, is Thank You’s 1 unequivocal triumph: flurries of strings; a bushed way that sounds arsenic if it’s influenced by UK garage, of each things; an anticipatory, twilight atmosphere. It feels similar impervious that Diana Ross could inactive marque a large medium if she wanted to, if she was steered much carefully, oregon partnered much sympathetically. But she hasn’t been, and this is the result: Thank You, but nary convey you.

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