Stitches vow for next MLB season: Build Back Better

So what did we larn this year? Gerrit Cole ($324M) and Francisco Lindor ($341M) are overpaid. The Braves didn’t request Ronald Acuna Jr.. The Dodgers needed Trevor Bauer and we are not fond of guys named Framber. And if you missed a COVID booster determination should beryllium different 1 on immoderate minute.

Plenty of hatred successful the inbox but Jay Taikeff understands. “Being a nationalist handicapper is simply a thankless job. Your consciousness of wit makes it tolerable.” Hey, not truthful bad, Jay. Mattress Mack mislaid $3.5 million, we mislaid 1,561 hannigans.

Last licks. In his archetypal enactment arsenic mayor, Eric Adams volition physique a statue of outgoing Mayor Bill de Blockhead … for the sole intent of having it removed.

Thank you, Bill, for the dependable watercourse of worldly implicit the years. And a extremity of the chapeau to the “Fredo Banditos” Andrew and Chris Cuomo. Build Back Better, close sleepy Joe? Adios Stitch Amigos. See you adjacent year.